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Seems ol’ doc Bonnie did lose a few pounds…
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Sorry, I just couldn't resist this when I saw the cartoon...

Maybe its lack of appetite, Or just the meals she has been eatin’, But from ol’ doc Bonnie the pounds are a’sheddin, If she gets much thinner, From skippin’ breakfast & dinner, Her uniform will fall off of her, no more will they be tight… If you hear from the old bag, Be sure to mention how her chest does sag, As well remind her to of her new clothes, Be sure to remove the store price tag… © ed [LOL] 10/16/08

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 17, 2008

On doc Bonnie it seems that "everything is going south!
Well done lil'brother, that old hag (not bag) deserved it.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 16, 2008

Really Ed, I think you are far too hard on the lovely doc, I think you should be encouraging her in her success at weight loss if for no other reason she may decide to help you with your own weight loss, after all she is related to a certain Mrs. 'Bobbit I believe.
Fee

Reviewed by Susie McCray (Reader)

Reviewed on October 16, 2008

This is hilarious. Can't wait to read Bonnie's response.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on October 16, 2008

Oh , this is cute real cute indeed...well done dear man...have a wonderful evening and stay safe...HUgsss

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on October 16, 2008

What a funny pic and write Ed. Don't forget to send me this one. Its great and will work out real well, Great job my friend. Love and hug, Bonnie

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