Flying in from Sweden...Edvard the Vampire may not make Fee's party... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on November 1, 2008

Well this is the day after the night before and I tell you, the party was a smash and a great time was had by all. I do believe most of the gals ended up in someone's coffin to rest and ended up with only a birthday suit and a whip. I did see a big smile on Georg's face as he was marked for life and William escorted Amber while the Colonel was pleasing with his Bell. So much to share and so little time. That will have to be another write. By the way Edvard did make it but Fee's bathtub gin did a number on him, I believe he is still sleeping it off.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

Bats that fly with beer in their claws
will find out the meaning of 'paws'
when they smack the side of a building *smack*
'cause their radar (from beer) a bit out of whack ...

Sorry, couldn't resist. This one a freebie. LOL

Edvard: DROP THE BEER. You can always get some when you arrive ...

Too funny, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

I heard that the Ghost of Halloween has given him a lift. See all you bad boys at the party!! I will be the green witch, in the purple cape, stirring the cauldron of magic hooch...meet me at the back gate, sugga lips.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

OMG...this should be very and I mean very enjoyable...ooops...I mean fun off course...Giggles...see ya there Happy Boo Day to youuuuu...Hugsssss

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

Say it aint so Ed! I'm wearing his favorite perfume "Rot #5" and he better be there.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

At least one of his brothers is taking care of the old coot! I've sent my fleet of homing pigeons to guide him on in to Nova Scotia. I would have thought you could have sent some of your sea monster squadron out to meet him - but you probably overslept again, you old Jersey Devil, You!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

I'm glad you gave me a heads up my friend but not to worry, I am sending out a pair of my best bitches er ah I mean witches with the latest ZZ Model Jet brooms to intercept and bring him on in. See you there.
fee

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

Why won't lawyers sue Vampires.....Professional courtesy

Walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

So Linda the Blond doesn't understand? duh!
The Coors that you little moron of a brother are pissing on has been brewing for a few hundred of years, one drop of it will make a hole in that gin-bathtub full of Canuck bootlegged moose juice.
And I am flying so fast that I been twice over Nova Scotia I think I should be using the brakes if I want to come to the party in time.

Georg

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

I am sure he'll make it! :) Sounds like a Boo-riffic time! Happy Howl-o-we'en, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 30, 2008

methinks you Ed's are going to make it a fun party,what's better than a blood sucker, a Jersey devil on whacky weed,and an arse sniffing wolf! hahaha;-)(Wolfman Ed's own words;-)lol...ET

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)

Reviewed on October 30, 2008

Bonnie has it right. The whole danged Coors brewery is OVER HERE. Maybe he could carry a few in a backpack -- flying is dry work :-)

One good thing about flying -- you can't get arrested for running stop signs or weaving ... hic

Ted

Reviewed by Linda Law

Reviewed on October 30, 2008

I'm not sure this blonde fully understands this poem...but...maybe the Coors would be better than that high energy stuff...at least we know Coors only causes brain damage (temporary we hope).... cute poem... I'd be careful with that Fee's brew tho.... and watch out for that Bonnie too... hmmmmmmmm......... lindalaw

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on October 30, 2008

Gee tell him to drop the darn Coors, I can get all that old bat wants. I worked for Coors for years and I still have an in, so drop the darn stuff and fly baby fly. Well done Ed, thanks for letting me know. Love, Dr. Bonnie