Our momma needs makeup,
She’s gotta find herself a man,
We want her to be happy,
And we need ourselves a pappy…
But of course, the richest one of us,
That old vampire named Edvard,
Wouldn’t un-chain his wallet,
Not even to help his momma,
And leaving the rest of us in debt…
So don’t be thinking that he’s so suave,
No he’s not even all that debonair,
He’s just a cheap old man,
That in this world hasn’t a care,
Just look how he treats his momma,
It just ain’t fair…
© ed ~ 10/31/08
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Edvard the Elder
Edvard? A tightwad? Not the one I know. :) Maybe if you just ASK him, instead of accusing him ..... well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
PS Ma says to get your lazy hairy reptilian butt over to her place, Pronto - and start rakin those leaves, or you can't go to Fee's Party.