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Maladies...(shorts)
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Spasm… In my ankle, Away it goes, When out I stretch, Maybe exercise, A game with Rufuz, Of fetch… Headache… If I don’t sleep or eat, After I get a buzz, My head does then pound, Nothing helps except, Surprisingly, Ice on my feet… Toothache… A tooth did off break, Leaving me with the roots, Should I take a needle nose pliers, And pull it out myself, As I’ve not got insurance, Nor do I have money to pay, For the dentist to in my mouth play… © ed ;-) 11/19/08

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Reviews of "Maladies...(shorts)"

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on November 21, 2008

VA will do the teeth, won't they?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 20, 2008

Start exercising, quit puffing, and get your butt to a dentist.

No Charge For My Advice,
Dr. Pee Wee Ed

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on November 20, 2008

Ed you should go to the near VA hospital facility and demand to be treated, enough is enough of that nonsense about we needing insurance!

Georg

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on November 19, 2008

Ouch. Hope you feel better, soon, Ed.

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on November 19, 2008

How did you break your tooth? Playing too rought with Rufuz? Go get it attended to immediately, or you will suffer pain more than you have too. Be careful, sounds like you are accident prone to me.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on November 19, 2008

just make sure to sterilize the pliers
Then rinse wit anything 100% proof......
You have the option to spit it out or swallow.....lol
I have the same problem myself, two upper fangs (Eye Teeth) need to be extracted
Peace Aching Brother

William

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on November 19, 2008

Poor baby,maybe Rufuz could yank it our for you;-)
JK I hope it isn't painful!...et

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on November 19, 2008

Yes you do, now go...right now my stubborn friend...get to that dentist...NOW...love and hugs, Bonnie

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