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No deposit, no return...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Blame Richard Cedarberg for the spark that brought this on...;-)


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My zip code doesn’t compute,

My desire to return resolute,

These aliens are quite astute,

But out of a closet they couldn‘t find their way,

Though maybe in my situation, I should remain mute…

 

The quarters I have been given,

Are quite nice & comfortable,

Around their planetoid I have been chauffeur driven…

 

Too long have I been abducted,

The earth I cannot remember,

Guess with me being a no deposit,

There may be for me a chance,

Of a complete & permanent no return…

 

 

© ed ;-) 12/2/08


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 Reviews of "No deposit, no return..."
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 3, 2008
Start smoking some of that weed up there and they will be ready for us to abduct them!

Georg


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 3, 2008
I told you they'd be back for you, but you didn't listen. Have you at least got Cable out there??

Reviewed on December 2, 2008
And what about Rufus? Has he been left all alone? Do I have to go get him?

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
One way to look at it but do they have any of the good stuff to smoke up there.

fee

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
Abdicated, not abducted. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
The aliens must study your blood for dog food. You thought drugs?
Rufuz said he was missing too many cans of doggie food.
Happy Holi-dazzz
Ron

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
I knew it, I knew you were from a different galaxy...and now its confirmed. Well done and no matter what planet you're from welcome to our world. Love and hugs, Bonnie


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