Those three Canucks,

Came a chasin’ the Ed’s,

But entered the states,

Ilegally on passports false,

Now the Troopers are on THEIR trails,

When they catch em’, they will be shipped north,

To live with the moose and the ducks…

But if they cross the Rio Grande,

The Mexicali’s will surely them jail,

For false passports in one country,

Is bad enough, but Mexico don’t put up with that,

Straight they will go to jail, and don’t expect no stinkin’ bail…

So now the Canuck three,

Are stuck between a rock and a tree,

They’re in BIG trouble for now,

But if they just turn around,

And head home, the justice system in the states,

Will let them go home, and do it for free,

What say you, Canucks three…?

© ed ;-) 1/27/09