It was recently suggested,
That if I needed money,
Maybe I could put Rufuz,
Out to stud for some bucks,
But to be honest he protested…
He said if he wasn’t fixed,
He’d go out and make babies,
But what’s the sense,
Hey my dog certainly can’t be called dense…
And he says, now that he is in his mid sixties,
Maybe he should settle down, but still play around,
He is a bit upset that he is still a virgin,
And he wishes I never took him, when he was young,
To see that doggy doctor, the one that called himself a surgeon…
© ed ;-) 2/23/09
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Uncle Edvard(k)
Please remind your Dad that today, February 24th, is SPAY DAY USA. Please ask him to read my posted article, and to help in our efforts. I know that you want to help America's homeless pets, not add to the problem. (And tell him that a pooper scooper business would be a much better money maker than a stud service!)
This is just great, thank you!
John
U COULDA AT LEAST HAVE LET HIM LOSE HIS CHERRY BEFORE HE LOST HIS GRAPES!
RUFIE SHOULD BITE U ON THE ARSE !!! TK.
to go out to stud? They say the money's good. -gene.
Always a great joy in stopping-by to read your work!!
Blessings,
Lance
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
Fee
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :D