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No not my IQ,

Though close,

I have ‘some’ clue,

I can say this,

If you do, I’ll sue…

 

No not my phone number,

Though I’ve seen ten 0’s,

I want that special phone number,

The expense is the only encumber…

 

Zero has NOTHING to do with me,

If honesty pervades, it’s the only thing I can give for free,

If you’ve not figured it out by now, well its winter,

And that is this early morning Wednesday’s temperature…SEE?

 

 

© ed ;-) 03/4/09


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Reviewed on March 5, 2009
been close to zero here Ed, humerous poem

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
Hope you and ruffie are keeping each other
warm and sane!;-) Cheers!

Reviewed on March 4, 2009
ED - AMEN BRO - AMEN!

Since my propane fiasco, been surviving with 4 little electric ceramic heaters -

praying I don't have a heart attack when bill comes!

C'mon SPRING! tom.

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
zero is how I rate winter on a scale of 0 to 10.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

and here I am in my Hammock

with a Tall cold sweaty glass of

Long Island ice tea

And thinking of those old "Northen nights"

William

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
I noticed you didn't have a picture of brass monkeys sitting around. A bit of trivia to tease your half frozen brain. Most don't know what they really are or where to be found. But being the sea farer you are I'm sure you know.

Walt

Reviewed on March 4, 2009
Brrr. Hope it warms up there for you soon, sending you some nice Texas sunshine. =]

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
I see your zero comes with a C for cold-cold and a F for "F*** that's very-cold!"?

Georg


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
very cold! stay warm-its almost time for spring!

Reviewed on March 4, 2009
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! You made ME cold with this one; snuggle up next to Rene' and Rufuz; they'll keep you nice and toasty warm! Well done!

LOL at Fee below!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in 50-degree Texas (at the current time), Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
Crisp and clear huh///you sure you aren't living in Canada ehhh?

Fee


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