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Definitely Coors beer this must be…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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How many times have we called Coors piss,

Old Edvark will have a conniption fit,

Does it look like I do about this give a **it,

If I can pick on P-Wee, certainly too can I give Edvard a hit…

© ed ;-) 3/14/09


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 Reviews of "Definitely Coors beer this must be…"
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 15, 2009
wonder of the female manikin gives a good head also ;)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 15, 2009
Ma has got a fresh birch branch, peeled, smoothed, flexible and mean aiming at these part of your pathetic body where the sun don't shine and no bath has ever touched! ! !

Edvard(k)


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 15, 2009
Oh oh, think I'll stick to my Canadian Moose piss er ah beer.

fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 15, 2009
I think that's New Jersey Pale Ale he's pourin there, Bro. And what kind of a sissy little cup is he usin, to drink beer? Get that guy a big beer mug!

PS I won't even bother tellin Ma; Edvard already did.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
where do you find your pics, bro jersey no wonder ma added devil
to yer name;-)Ha! Edvard and pee wee don't hurt him until I can help...;-)heehee luv, sis tl

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
What else is there to say SIR....you call it like you see it...just to bad that this is the truth...have a great day and check your phone...Al


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