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Pee-Wee’s away, now Georg & I can play…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yes the old animal lover is away,

Scratching himself against a tree,

Or climbing the tree looking for bird,

Or chasing his dogs & skinny dippin' in pee…

 

So Georg now what can we of him say,

Now that he is not around and away,

Tis’ the best time to pick on old Pee-wee,

Ma won’t know either, unless you open your trap…

 

And its fun to pick on the boy,

Oh Georg, lets not be gettin’ coy,

You know darn right well you love it,

Pickin’ on Pee-wee is more fun than havin’ a toy…


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 Reviews of "Pee-Wee’s away, now Georg & I can play…"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 15, 2009
Shame on You - Brother Edvard tipped me off to this one - and he told Ma about it, too!!!

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on April 12, 2009
If I knew the history I think this would be even funnier. But not nice to pick on people ya know. Hugs and warm wishes, J'nia

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 10, 2009
Ma is as clueless as ever and we have Cherokee Mean Tall Woman to keep PeeWee's tail between his legs (as usual!)
Did you know that our brother sleeps with the dogs? you don't want to know about how them sniffing each other, oh brother! ! !

Edvard(k) the Good Elder Brother (and innocent too)


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 9, 2009
oh yeah! forgot about sis tiger lily did you?;-) hahaha! I won't squeal this time, but you owe me! I'll let you know what when I think of something;-) hehehe...lil sis T. lily...lol

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 9, 2009
clever-

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 9, 2009
Oh my,cute real cute..have fun guys...Hugsss

Reviewed on April 9, 2009
You're gonna git in trouble, you know that, Ed ... LOL! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Prayers for a joyous Easter season and always!

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on April 9, 2009
I've been so occupied with Holy Week but I'm glad I took a few moments to check up on you guys. Have fun!

Larry

Reviewed on April 9, 2009
Hi Ed, He must be chasing his tail, huh? HAHAHAHAHA Looks like it's been a little quiet here today.... Will be waiting for the great 'comeback'.... hee

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed on April 9, 2009
Ed,

Never know what animals are thinking. Hilarious!

Mary


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