If God does understand a female,

Why did he put one in the garden,

He must know that she would nag,

Poor Adam to death, even before the invention of the rag…

Not even did Einstein understand the fairer species,

The theory of relativity was easier to discern,

Than dealing with a woman was concerned,

Easier was it for him to develop a use for feces…

But honest to be, woman are more than of man a part,

They are there with man in the morning to start,

And still there in the night so man has a place to expose his heart,

With all due respect, she is quite loving,

And shows to man how she is quite smart,

In finding herself a younger man, before the other becomes an old fart…

© ANON 4/21/09