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Screw computers, have a beer instead…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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They are an addiction, Not as dangerous as drugs, But still in all, a problematic affliction… When they are working, They can be like a best friend, There whenever needed, But with the problem around the corner, lurking… Laptops the best, Room taken up less, The regular sized beast, More suited to dispensing, Beer, beer & more beer, anyway, at least… © ed ;-) 5/11/09

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Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on May 17, 2009

ED - GREAT CONCEPT!

THAT'S WHAT I'D CALL A TOWER - THAT HELPS YOU LEAN !!!

TOM.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 15, 2009

Mine beer-dispenser only works with Coors, that ants-piss of yours make me to hallucinate!

Edvard(k) sober Ole Brother

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler

Reviewed on May 13, 2009

I'll have a Kokanee please. great pic too.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on May 11, 2009

Soooo true my friend and that beer looks mighty good, must be a great Canadian Lager on tap. lol

Fee

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 11, 2009

LOL I'll toast you on that. Stupid monitor!!!! Well done, love the piccy.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on May 11, 2009

I like how you think Ed. Tee hee! Blessings, Michelle

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on May 11, 2009

Hi Ed, Ya, both a blessing and curse, eh? But I like Margaritas myself.. and the casino here makes the BEST bloody mary's! Gives my computer problems a whole different perspective...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on May 11, 2009

so much truth in this!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 11, 2009

You mean your computer doesn't have a 'Cold Beer Dispenser' on it? You really need to get a new one, Bro; mine makes coffee, too.

Reviewed by andrea coltman

Reviewed on May 11, 2009

Funnily enough my very next posting is about all that automated stuff (just finishing off the illustration, this week's job!!!)... maybe I should start drinking beer... great to read you again ... enjoy the beer... cheers ... totally able to relate to this ... think "windows" was invented so that they could "crash" so ... literally... throwing them out of an opened window would be very therapeutic ...

Best wishes

Andrea

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