Hear I sat, quite contented,

The food in my stomach almost fermented,

I have to relax after I eat my fill,

Then this rude human puts his poop target right in my view,

Looks like he keeps it quite clean,

Today I will revel in choking up my afternoon fish stew,

All over his nice shiny metal sheen…

See what you get human being,

Next time you can park so I can still my view be seeing,

I like looking at the workers in the marina,

Just before I usually descend upon them,

And unload on their heads my fish stew subpoena…

Oh sure, now you are going to drop some used bread,

Right at my feet, you think I will pick up your droppings,

Oh great here come the other vultures, I wish I had fled,

They are so vulgar in the way they eat, they tear & at it shred,

Let me see if I can slip away and go someplace else instead…

© ed ;-) 5/12/09