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I’m REALLY GREAT at breaking things…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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As a Mister Fix-it I most certainly ain't...e





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But at repair I am totally the worst,

I broke my dinette table today,

Where I use my laptop & printer,

Trying to fix the table,

You must have heard while I at it cursed…

 

I also of my laptop removed the wiring,

Took me an hour or more to get it back working,

What wire does what, & where do they all go,

When are they going to make one without wires,

Even though its cool here, putting it back together got me perspiring…

 

Rufuz gets upset when I curse and yell,

Tries to help me does he, & makes me again feel swell,

Sometimes I wish I could just crawl into a shell,

And hide from MY OWN mistakes,

But Rufuz won’t let me say to the world fare-the-well...

 

…

© ed ;-) 5/19/09


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 Reviews of "I’m REALLY GREAT at breaking things…"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
yea been there and done that but I usually don't manage to get it back together at all...lol

fee

Reviewed on May 19, 2009
While trying to hit the nail on the head
He hit his darn finger instead
If you fail to fix that broken table
Have no fear a trip you must make, if you are able
Yes if everything you do makes you curse and wail
You must seek an other one, at your neighborhood yard sales

Sorry about your finger
But this was a joy to read
Ray { Not a Poet }

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Ed, I learned a long time ago that most things are made to be broken.
-gene

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Last time I got a kiss from a hammer on my finger I didn't knew I could swear in Finland's gracious tongue, but "pérkele" I could!

Georg


Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Ed,

OUCH. I sorry ... don't let me around power tools or electrical things. I'd blow us up! LOL

Don't beat yourself up. Don't give up. I'm praying things get better - you certainly deserve them.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

So THAT was the foul language I heard coming from the East ... *wink*

Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Hi Ed, So glad you got it done, and what would you do without your best friend? Stay strong, my friend...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Believe me Ed there are a lot of us who are REALLY GREAT at breaking things too. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs,Rose

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
i hate it when i break stuff, even more when i can't fix it!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
You must have heard while I at it cursed…

Thankfully, there was a brisk wind out of the west, blowing your way, so I didn't hear a thing. Poor Rufuz.

PS: I hear old Brother Edvard is a Master Mr. Fix-It. Invite him over for the summer to teach you some Fix-It Tricks, Grasshopper.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 18, 2009
Good for Rufuz, be glad you got it done Ed, you're not as bad as you think you are;-)...ET


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