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Glad I live in NJ...
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Now that’s a snowfall,

Can’t get out to the mall,

The car won’t run, it will stall,

Covered in snow are these cars,

The best time to hang out at local bars…

 

We’ve NEVER had that much snow,

If we did we’d have nowhere to go,

Not even a four-wheel drive Jeep,

Could move well through that,

Maybe a better time to stay home & sleep…

 

NJ may not be very nice,

We get a lot of rain,

Sometimes changing to ice,

But better that than four feet of white,

Though to the kids it would bring much delight…;-)

 

 

© ed ;-) 5/19/09


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 20, 2009
Lil'brother, better four feet of snow than four feet of water, make friend with Pocahontas, she had a canoe for sure, or if there is more snow, be friend with a gravedigger, they have shovels!

Edvard(k) the clever Old Brother


Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Great write; I sure do miss the white stuff, not to mention, COLD weather!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in HAWT Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Cute, been there, done that and I am well aware of how it is, the reason I left some years back. Robert's family still lives there and they keep us up to date. Nope, I don't miss it....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Hoooo, BOY. I remember snow, once. Back in the day. When I had to walk to school, six miles, uphill. Both ways. Errrr, whoops. LOL Haven't seen a snow like that in FOREVER. Especially in Texas. Shoot. They get one inch and they FREAK. Close the state down! LOL Fun write, Ed, well done. Bet RUFUZ *WOOF!* would love THAT.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Be hard to find him, though in all that.

Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Hi Ed, Looks like the snow we used to get here in Wisconsin! The last few years, just darn cold which the kids can't even enjoy. But I don't like ice.. that's more dangerous, I stay at home for sure, won't even walk anywhere...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Well that is just a little dusting for most parts of Canada...lol

fee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
wow--that IS a lot of snow!


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