Too funny for words. J

pretty darn funny!

I wish you could find the joy in life that you so rightfully deserve! Know you are ever in my thoughts and prayers; I DO care for you and love you too!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Mission accompllished, Ed. I think. It's humorous,
or is it? Take to the sea for a day. -gene.

Hmnnnn well I guess it could be worst you could have had another A in your name after C and then it would have been Ass scratcher ..lol

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The crotch scratcher song



I scratch and scratch the whole darn day

There's not much else to do anyway

People stop and stare as they walk by

I guess my handsome looks, have caught there eye



Yes I scratch and scratch the whole darn day

I'm not just crotch scratching, I hear people say

For the life of me I can't think, what is on there mind

I scratch so darn much, my chores are getting behind



I stopped an onlooker, who was passing one day

Then asked him the poop, on what people say

I seem to have caught most everyone's eyes

I told him to tell them, I was just a very itchy guy



Yes I scratch and scratch the whole darn day

I tell you there's not much else to do anyway

People stop and stare as they walk by

I guess my handsome looks, have cough there eyes



I told him it's not a big deal, dogs do it each and every day

He said it seems to look more like, some kind of manly play

Well Rufuz and I, will scratch when ever we darn well please

He replied that people say it's not Rufuz, but me who has fleas



Sorry Ed I couldn't help myself

It's The Bear Paws fault anyway

For giving me the song idea



I enjoyed your write

Have a great day

Ray { Not a Poet }

Hi Ed, LOL! I don't know if you want to be using a lighter if you're a crotch-scratcher.... and hey, crotch-scratcher rhymes with a children's song, but for the life of me i can only hear the tune and not the words. Maybe there's a song here, eh? You are damnable funny, Ed! Also, remember what Confucious say: He who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger....

In Spirit,
Bear

That scratching is the result of PeeWee's powdering your jock's cup! ! ! and Ma is very crossed for it "my blessed child" she said.

Edvard(k) yer Ole Brother

Ed,

Damnable? Should be cursed?!? I don't think so: you're waaaaay too hard on yourself. Would like to see this written out again, in the way RUFUZ sees you. :) Please don't be so down ... there are people who care, who'd like to help, but can't ... there is pain behind these lines of trying to make us laugh. =(

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.

I thought good old Rufuz finally cured you of all that Crotch-Scratching??!! Sounds like he needs to start those remedial training classes again, and Tom Terrific says he included something in that box that might help!