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DAMNABLE Unemplyment Compensation Dept...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Why cry & whine, better to laugh & feel fine...

I get a letter,

Making me feel better,

Telling me I have another 6 grand,

But when I call to access the extension,

They say I still have to wait another week,

Dear Ed we hope you do understand…

 

Do we have a choice,

To the state I want to yell,

To the Federal government I want to scream,

Money is tight, non-existent to be exact,

But it doesn’t seem to matter to them, they won’t hear my voice…

 

Oh well, the rent is paid,

I have no meds, but I’m not afraid,

For if I were to die, no payments would I need,

Though I bet then they would send it to me with all due speed…;-)

 

 

© ed ;-) 6/4/09


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Reviewed on June 5, 2009
Just invite the unemployment Compensation people to dinner
When they show up and say wheres dinner, just tell them be patient it will only take one more week :)

Sorry for your problem with the government
it's not any better here in Canada
Believe me I know, being on disability I have to depend on the government

Have a good one
Ray The disabled Buzzard

Reviewed on June 5, 2009
AMEN MY FRIEND - AMEN!

Years ago, shortly after one of my niece's died young - her sisters found a large fed check she had just received days before - uncashed because she was sick -

After fighting with the guvmint for several YEARS for disability, a RETRO-ACTIVE payment was issued - and guess what? They couldn't Legally cash it to pay for her Funeral expenses!

RAT BASTARDS ALL ... TK.


Reviewed on June 4, 2009
Hi Ed, I deal with with employees unemployment issues everyday, and it is worse today than it ever was! Because so many unemployment claims have been filed, the unemployment office seems to have taken on dirty tactics to delay or stop unemployment payments, at their choosing, and they are not nice about it. It's horrible, because people have earned their unemployment compensation! Hang in there... keep at them... they will send it....

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 4, 2009
such truthful irony!!

Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on June 4, 2009
I was going to say quite a bit about this, but I'm still pressing one for English. Maybe if you tell them you don't really need the money, they'll get it to you quicker. My Dad always said, "The poor have poor ways," and I'll add that they got to be much poorer ways when depending on the government.....Jerry

Reviewed on June 4, 2009
Frustrations VERY well penned and understood, Ed - trust me, I know!!! They don't HAVE to worry, those in high places, screw the little guy ... right in the a--. Yeah, I know - we in the same boat. And it's sinking, fast -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :(

Praying for you -

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 4, 2009
Just brace yourself, when they say "the check's in the mail" they don't tell you that it was written in rubber and will be bouncing from desk to desk until someone make the error of really posting it over to you.

Georg


Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on June 4, 2009
Hang in there, Ed. The check is in the mail.
As the wise old philosopher once said, the way
to beat the bastards is to Live and let live,
preferably live. -gene.

Reviewed on June 4, 2009
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I feel your frustrations; know you are ever in my prayers and thoughts! We're in need of food ourselves; waiting on that ol' stimulus check! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(


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