There she goes through the cabbage patch,

Darn she’s fast, but completely out of her hatch,

Butt naked ‘ceptin for her shoes,

Ya gotta laugh, keepin’ way the blues…

She’s a’runnin’ still & hasn’t a clue,

She cares not whose yard she runs through,

Oh, oh, she just knocked the neighbor into the pool,

Screaming all the time while she passes, adieu, adieu…

Fun she looks to be a’havin’, sure,

They’ll lock her up this time, certain,

But while she’s free, no one wants to of her grab,

All I got to say is she is a pretty good lookin’ old granny,

She ain’t anywhere on her body got any flab…

© ed ;-) 6/30/09