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Some COOOOOL Wind Chill for our sister Tiger Lily…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Heard tell its been quite warm out California way,

Brother Edvard sent some coolness my way,

From me it is transferred out to Chicago’s windy everyday,

Pee-Wee can send it on post haste to cool our sisters part of the USA…

 

No payment due, ceptin’ some of that lasagna she does make,

As well some homemade delicious vanilla cake,

She discovered her ability to bake it one day during a quake,

Ever since, I don’t know the ingredients but it sure is great…

 

If in email she could shoot it to the east,

I’d be in heaven for a few days at least,

Even Rufuz loves the lasagna, that beast,

He usually won’t let me get near it, to him it’s a feast…

 

 

© ed ;-) 7/18/09


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 Reviews of "Some COOOOOL Wind Chill for our sister Tiger Lily…"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 25, 2009
My prayers go out to Ed and to his brothers too. To his great family on AD, please pray for his quick recovery. He is such a neat writer and so favored by many on the den. Rufus, I'll pray for you tonite too.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 22, 2009
He's smart, like Garfield LOL
Perhaps she could sent it Downunder too..

Hugsss
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on July 21, 2009
An enjoyable and amusing poem,take care

EDWIN

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 19, 2009
It's stinkin' hot here. Save some coool for me too. Patrick

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 18, 2009
Why didn't I see this on the board? You write too fast Bro!;-) Looks like everyone got to the Lasagna but you so I'll send some more, and vanilla cake ,and a good bottle of wine, and don't say anything until you get it;-)Thanks for thinking of your poor lil sis sweet tiger lily, i love you and can't wait til our favorite canine is home again!

ps, ole edvard is getting older (senile) can't remember he ate a whole tray of lasagna by himself ,at a party and everyone couldn't believe how he did it!;-)

love
your sis

Reviewed on July 18, 2009
I'd like to try some Vanilla Cake, but I guess theres no hope
I see that Ed and the pets ate it all !!
Have a good day
The no cake for me Buzzard

Reviewed on July 18, 2009
Eileen is going to kill me, but the package got waylaid over here in Texas - opened it by mistake. Tried to put as much of the wind chill back in, but some escaped. LOL Sending on to Eileen - we needed a break, too, Ed, been in the 105s for days and days and DAYS. Who'd think 95 would sound so refreshing? LOL Well done, you loving, compassionate brother.

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 18, 2009
I sent some cool wind, west, at your compassionate request,

and our sis already sent some of that delicious lasagna east;

But after I ate some of it , Mean Tall Woman ate some more,

and before I re-boxed it, the rest was gobbled up, by our beasts.



Sorry, Bro!!

PS: The Vanilla Cake didn't last long either.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 18, 2009
Kool for Lily
hope she sends me some my way
sho is hot and muggy down here
peace brother

William

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 18, 2009
Californian lasagna? wow! those eyetalians have traveled long, now in California? our Sis never told Ma, PeeWee or me about no lasagna, that tells me that she "is" a broom flying double-crosser!

EDvard(k) disappointed Ole Brother



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