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Departmental Office of Nothingness…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH THIS SYSTEM TONIGHT, I TRY TO ADD THIS IN NORMAL FASHION & IT SCREW UP SEVERAL TIMES...oh well, the poem if that is what you call it, is also screwed up...e

Sorry folks, I cannot get this stupid thing to load right, so it may be missing some part...e


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© ed - 3/30/10

 

 

To: Governmental Department of

 

 

 

Nothingness

Fr: Department of Sameness

Re: Nothing in General or Admiral if you will…

To whom it may/or may not concern,

We the undersigned & overly paid,

Do hereby solicit nothing as payment for our services,

Though if we must we would accept as payment getting laid…

To those who feel we have little to nothing to offer,

We must say we feel that that is a misnomer of fact,

So with nothing in our coffers to speak of we offer up a pact,

We work for the government doing nothing & sameness,

And we do it so well & get so overly paid we offer nothing we’ve lacked…

IF the above has made to you any sense,

Please to the bearer offer an explanation,

We really are a quite interesting bunch,

Working with the sameness you offer in nothingness,

 

 

nothing but a hunch…

 

Getting through life & employment on


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 Reviews of "Departmental Office of Nothingness…"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on April 3, 2010
Wonderful! your humor wraps around serious philosophic questions.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
LOL clever write.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 31, 2010
Lots of guys would be interested in those payment terms. Can't speak for the ladies. Patrick

Reviewed on March 31, 2010
JOISEY -

GOV. DEPT. OF ZERO - ZIP - NIL - NADA - NONE - ZILCH -

WITH ONE EXCEPTION -

THEY TAKE ALL THAT OVER-PAID MONEY - THEN -

SCREW THE PEOPLE!!! CUZ TK.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on March 31, 2010
Your mind is working at least, good thinking and writing, entertaining to me too.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 31, 2010
Bro Jersey,I have to give you kudo's
for the cleverness you display.

Love sis tl

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 31, 2010
And the next political epiphany is...the white jacket dudes are knocking at your door and PeeWee and me are very very very scarce!!!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 30, 2010
clever!


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