Dancing on poles,

Laps as well are good for dancing,

These little chicks are of themselves enhancing,

Money stuffing them, their only goals…

Keep your hands to yourself,

Hiding under your table may be a violent elf,

Break those hands he would,

Even if you don’t think he could…

Some chicks totally naked,

Some wearing only a g-string,

Guys don’t get yourself all turned on,

Still to your wives you’ve got to go home,

And while there you may be the king,

But she will not dance for you naked,

Even out on the porch swing…

© ed ~ 5/7/10