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Our Ma, Edwina
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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With Ma’s day fast approaching,

I thought it only fitting,

To at my computer have a sitting,

And write about our Ma, the matriarch of the Ed Clan…

 

Her picture above,

With a smoke that she does love,

If you knew her well enough,

She would with you get high, right off the cuff…

 

Enjoy she does a nip,

Of Jim Beam or Jack Daniels,

But really only just a little sip,

Taking the bottle with her to bed,

Each of us born an Ed,

When we three were born,

All of us were the result of a three day binge trip…

 

© ed ~ 5/7/10


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 Reviews of "Our Ma, Edwina"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 8, 2010
Bad things come in three's, except for that little three day binge. Patrick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 8, 2010
I already got her two cartons of cigarettes, a fifth of Jim Beam, and a bouquet of flowers for Mother's Day, and of course she said, "Pee Wee, how come your old brothers Edvard and Jersey ain't as sweet as you?!"

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 7, 2010
Now, watch out li'l brother, those canucks gonna be pretty jealous, illegal immigrants all of them ain't no mother's day to celebrate! LOL

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 7, 2010
Thanks Dan for pointing out my little "oops"...e

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on May 7, 2010
Haha....I'm so glad to meet Edwina!...she shore is sumptin!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 7, 2010
I hate to say this but wouldn't your Ma be the Matriarch of the Ed Clan....just asking.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 7, 2010
i see the similarity ...

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on May 7, 2010
Explains many questions.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 7, 2010
Well I do hope ma Edwina has a wonderful day and that you boys treat her real good.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 7, 2010
Indeed Happy Mother's Day to Edwinna, the brother's Grim er, ah Ed's mother.
fee


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