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Cold front sent north from Burleson, TX...
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Cold front blowing through,

Probably sent by you know who,

That crazy storm spinner lady, times two,

They did it again & sent colder weather,

The difference in degrees though only a few…

 

But the winds are really strong,

Blew my awning up, and that’s just wrong,

In a nut hatchery the dear special K sisters belong,

Singing while there a special weather changing song…

 

Now you know I love them both most dearly,

And I only pick on them once in awhile, usually only yearly,

But let me say to you herein most clearly,

They are crazier than me & I say this most sincerely…

 

 

© ed ~ 5/8/10


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 Reviews of "Cold front sent north from Burleson, TX..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 9, 2010
Shame, shame... blaming your front on two poor, defenseless sistas from fer away...

Don't you have any poetry to write?

Ron

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 9, 2010
clever! thanks for the chuckle :)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 9, 2010
Can anybody explain me about that Global Warming? because my arse is freezing!!!

Georg


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 9, 2010
I got a message here from Ma (who says she never got your Mother's Day Gift) - "Jersey, quit pickin on girls."

Reviewed on May 8, 2010
LOLOLOL! Ed, cold fronts come from the North. Blame Mr. Ed. HE lives up North. :] Too funny, sorry about the awning. I didn't dood it, PROMISE! Neither did Karen.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 8, 2010
Yes indeed they are a pair. Patrick

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 8, 2010
Portland, Oregon is sunny and close to 70d at 6:30 on a Saturday night.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed on May 8, 2010
...And now everyone here at AD knows where Burleson, Texas, is! LOL Ed, you're a hoot! LOL LOVES ya; cute poem! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Burleson, Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 8, 2010
Bro Jersey,methinks you really more than love that spinner lady;-)
anyway the wind is good for you,it will blow the stink away;-)
love you, bro;-)

sis tiger lily

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on May 8, 2010
Crazier than you?! Can that be? I love it Ed! And yeah, the wind is strong in eastern CO today too!

Peace,
Dayvid


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