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Paybacks to old buzzard brothers can be a…
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He of me today wrote,

I loved it and he didn’t get my goat,

Though I would visit him if I had me a boat,

I bet around his house he would then dig a moat…

 

Twould be Pee-wee & me to visit him,

It would be a kinda longish swim,

But the both of us would then be quite slim,

And ready to drink of ole’ Edvards Coors,

To fill up both or at least one limb…

 

So dear brother, of you I thank,

For the wonderfullness of your poem so frank,

I know its hard to keep your mind from going blank,

Being your so old & can’t of your monkey anymore spank,

So I am willing to take from you anything you wish to out dish,

For you for long life, so you are always around, is my only wish…

 

 

© ed ~ 5/27/10


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 Reviews of "Paybacks to old buzzard brothers can be a…"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 28, 2010
That's the spirit!!! but I recommend you two swim via Australia just for the fun of it, they say they have very hungry sharks down there and that you can pet them too...

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 27, 2010
well done and good response...but me thinks old edvard may have some of them little pink pills stashed in his nighttable from what he says...
fee

Reviewed on May 27, 2010
Swim all the way just for coors, are you on pot? and spankin the monkey, that's really gettin to him, good one man!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on May 27, 2010
Awesome response to your brother's poem..lol

Keep on smilin, Ed!

Much peace, love and light,
Amber


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