There he goes again, pickin’ on me, Ma,

He never did that when around was Pa,

Stop it or I will tell all about you wearin’ a bra,

That Pee-wee guy is nothing but blah, blah, blah…

He says I was out my butt tootin’

I swear I will up his butt stick my bootin’,

Or just near him, bend over and be projectile shootin’,

Then he will learn most well of gravity by Newton…

Can’t handle it, Pee-wee my brother?

Maybe we are NOT of the same mother,

But I do know we are by Edvard defaced,

But by me and me alone our family is totally graced…

© ed ~ 5/15/10