He uses Gerald,

When he doesn’t want to herald,

To the general public & the world,

Of his new invention, the natural gas grill,

Wish do his neighbors when using it he’d move to Brazil…

Pretty stinky in that neighborhood,

Not many there are baked goods,

He is environmental so doesn’t use wood,

He doesn’t understand that maybe he should…

He just plugs in his grill to his vertical smile,

Don’t get too close as it does smell quite vile,

I gotta admit though the food he does cook is quite worthwhile,

He has yet to get a patent, as the test is on a trial…