You’ve heard of numb nuts,

But have you heard of numb brains,

I can honestly say its true cause,

I have them all the time,

From sitting on my butt enclosed brain…

Just cause the brain is numb,

Doesn’t necessarily mean the owner is dumb,

Having a numb brain doesn’t make me glum,

For life is fun when your having rum…

So if there is a moral here,

I don’t see it, the synapses do though fire,

But even though I do to smarts aspire,

Remember that my brain is always numb,

Oh what the hell, let me just wash that rum down with a beer…