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We aren't as stupid as we look...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hey all you ladies out there,

Us men are smarter than ya think,

If it wasn’t for us you wouldn’t have cup holders,

Or places to stash your combs & brushes in cars,

And being so smart we don’t give you as much trouble in bars…

 

 

 

But we are here to say, we are not as stupid as you think,

What would you do without us when you clog the kitchen sink,

What would you do if your car broke down, wouldn’t run,

Though, I know, without men the world might actually be fun…


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 Reviews of "We aren't as stupid as we look..."
Reviewed by c lea harris
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
and, what would men do without some women...gotcha,,,lol, this was cure, you do have some humorous one,,,,way to kool!!!

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on August 26, 2010
Ed,
Enjoyed this one, love your sense of humor.

Blessings+
~Linda

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
Haha...love your humor Ed. But here am I sittin on the couch waiting for her to bring me beer. I couldn't think of a world without women!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
You certainly look quite intelligent in that photo, Bro. (At least that's what dear old Ma says.) You still wearin those bow ties she gave you??

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
or we woould learn how to do some of those things ourselves---but..i wouldn't want to hang out in a world without men, balance is a wonderful thing!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 24, 2010
Well, they'd call a plumber and a mechanic. But I don't think a world without men would be fun, of course I'm a man. Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 24, 2010
No, men are not as stupid as they look, just do their best to get out of doing work, humorous piece...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 24, 2010
Nice witty one!
Nah, the world would be absolutely no fun without men.
I'm a tomboy and still, if a spider is in the house I'm pathetic until my little boy goes and releases it out the door. (LOL)
To say nothing of all your other attributes. I'm a fan.
We gals would surely be lost without you.
Christine

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 24, 2010
I know you aren't as stupid as you look,
For most men are fantastic cooks,
You can't be as bad as some some claim you to be,
For you guys are pleasing to ladies like me.
You can care for my car and my kitchen sink to,
While filling our desires, I know this to be true.
Don't be so harsh on you men,
Us women will love each of you till the end.

Great write Ed, LOL
Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on August 24, 2010
Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee!
Its a good thing women can do all these things too.
But men are just as good as I'm sure are you.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 24, 2010
You saved yourself with that last verse, Ed. I know a lot of women who are more capable than I at fixing a lot of stuff. Thanks for sharing, bro. Love and peace,

Regis


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