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Don't light a match in NJ...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Living in NJ is kind of stinky,

Propane, methane, gasoline,

And in some instances Vaseline…

 

Smoking is not necessary in this state,

As there is enough smoke in the air,

It overhangs all we do, so instead of breathing, we eat,

We all seem to be for the most part overweight…

 

So as you travel through our little state,

Going through the turnpike or parkways gate,

Don’t light up a bone, or a smoke partake,

For you may find yourself exploding & landing in a different state…


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 Reviews of "Don't light a match in NJ..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 16, 2010
You forgot to mention Matlackane the most noxious and flameable of the "anes". Heard they were running their mechanical sniffer over your abode last week after the neighbors complained. Patrick

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 15, 2010
Swamp gas and my ass.

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 15, 2010
Living in NJ is kind of stinky

And you wonder why Ma and Sis still call you Stinky Ed??!!

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on November 14, 2010
Ed, that's one reason I gave up smoking. -gene.

Reviewed on November 11, 2010
JOISEY ---


MOSTLY FULL OF FLATULENCE!

Reviewed on November 11, 2010
Ed,

Been through there, just don't go through Elizabeth! Of course, our friends from NJ probably don't appreciate this humor. But I did.

Mary

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 11, 2010
Hmnnn guess no doobies for the drive across town there? lol
fee

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 10, 2010
Quite a statement about NJ, Ed. Are you warning me not to visit there? LOL! Love and peace,

Regis


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