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Passing the joint from Jesus to God…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hope God & His son have a sense of humor or I will be spending eternity in a non-air-conditioned place for sure...





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Here ya go Pops,

Take this joint,

Don’t show the angel cops,

Or they will confiscate it,

I know you get my point…

 

Getting high with the old man,

Yes God I am speakin’ of,

Is a trip, you’d be surprised,

What kind of things he comes up with,

We do it together because we can…

 

How dare you call me “pops”,

The next time you arise, I’m pulling out the stops,

The stone that covers your tomb,

Will NOT roll away, so entombed you’ll be,

That for calling me pops, will be your permanent room…


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 Reviews of "Passing the joint from Jesus to God…"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
Is anything sacred anymore? If this one is funny I will fall to the floor. I agree with J. Allen Wilson who said, "Though you and I are different, we are the same. We are both creations of God…I have been taught from my youth to reverence God, thus this comment to you is on an honest nonjudgmental platform. Though I can only speak for myself, I can attest that God has been good to me despite the bitter pain that living has brought forth. With that said I will leave on this. Know that my love for you as a brother is pure and sure." Amen

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on April 22, 2017
As screwed up as the world is, proves that god had to of been high when he created it

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 22, 2010
Wicked sense of humor. Just the way I like it, then again, you're the one on the hot seat now. I can see the devil a-smilin' cause the Jersey devil is no match for the real one. FYI, my dad and I shared a hash pipe a couple of times, but I knew better than to call him pops. Patrick

Reviewed on November 21, 2010
UH-OH .... LOOK OUT FOR LIGHTNING BOLTS!

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on November 17, 2010
Don't forget, you can not heal yourself. 'Please,' I want to read the beauty of your poetic humor. God should not be mocked.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 17, 2010
Ho, Ho, Ho! I see you've got most people silent on this one, except for dear old Ma, of course. She says, "Shame on You, You Old Jersey Devil You!" Ho, Ho, Ho!

Reviewed on November 17, 2010
Ed you're a riot rolling and this is way out and rolling humor, I understand, some take verse and life too serious, cheers

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on November 16, 2010
Sir, I know not what to say… I do enjoy most of what you write, but in all honesty I must admit I like others who seem to be ever so silent in remarks in regards to your last piece. I must admit that I am dumfounded. I stand now before you as a friend who will never judge lest I too be judged. The humor in this piece sir strikes me in an odd way. Though you and I are different, we are the same. We are both creations of God…I have been taught from my youth to reverence God, thus this comment to you is on an honest nonjudgmental platform. Though I can only speak for myself, I can attest that God has been good to me despite the bitter pain that living has brought forth. With that said I will leave on this. Know that my love for you as a brother is pure and sure.

God bless…Al


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