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Au naturel...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Out in the cold and snow,

Does Pee wee go,

Certain things do shrivel not grow,

When out in the snow,

Pee wee does au naturel go…

 

Showing off to the world,

He does of his permanent vertical smile,

To the world yes does his butt herald,

I find that picture to be especially vile…

 

But as he is my brother,

We are such from a different mother,

She did try, with all her love she did of him smother,

Leaving me out in the cold, at least though clothes I wore, I am still the smartest other...

 

 


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 Reviews of "Au naturel..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
Tis the season to put skins on your skin--brrrrrrr!

Ron

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on December 25, 2010
lol and again lol...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 24, 2010
Ho, Ho, Ho! I see that you got my delightful Christmas Card,

And see, living the 'No Underwear Lifestyle,' it ain't so hard;

One of my neighbors gave me that Halo, and those angel wings,

Au Naturel is truly marvelous - in summer, winter, fall, and spring!



Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
Great humor coming our way for this Christmas Season. Only you could post this with dignity and laughter. Love it.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
Absolutely love the full moon tonight. Thanks for the laugh, Ed!
Be well,
Christine

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
Haha...I love your humor Ed...Merry Christmas!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
Too funny...hope he don't get frost bite in a sensitive place.
fee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
oooh--lookin cold!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
Thank you for sharing the humor Ed; and that "side" of Peewee. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
Haha! Methinks Peewee is the original snow flake! Liking this a lot, Ed.


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