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Its Patrick Granfors fault…
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We got but a dusting,

Just a smattering of the white stuff,

For even this small amount I was not lusting,

But I live where I live & have to live with the white fluff…

 

This was Patrick Granfors fault,

He said he was sending the weather that’s wet,

He knew we’d get it in the form of snow,

I swear his comeuppance he will eventually get…J

 

Anyway snow or no, I am going to take another ride,

Just down to Cape May to a special store,

See what souvenirs I can find for another pain in the butt,

He’s always complainin’ that brother of mine,

He’s been doing so since the beginning of time…J


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 Reviews of "Its Patrick Granfors fault…"
Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on January 13, 2011
I like the way this flows
Into the coming snows

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 8, 2011
clever!

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on January 7, 2011
Yeah...we all know about Mr. Granfors' powers...he is the Snow King!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on January 7, 2011
Just a little snow, not going to let that stop you, right?

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 7, 2011
Yea a little snow like that is just icing not really cake so rev up the RPMS and hit the road.
fee

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 7, 2011
That worked out pretty slick. Now if I could only use my powers to pick the lottery numbers. Now about your shopping expedition, if you have a pain in the butt, your local pharmacy can help you out. No need to drive all the way to Cape May unless you have some special butt toy souvenir in mind. p

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 7, 2011
Good luck with that, Ed. I happen to have a penchant for snow. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on January 7, 2011
Ed, that Patrick is such a rascal, but paybacks can be so much fun. Take your time and make it worthwhile. Dick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 7, 2011
You must be talkin about our other brother Ed.

And don't forget to pick up somethin for all my critters, too,

And Mean Tall Woman,

And Dear Old Ma,

And Me - Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeee


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