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So happy am I, I finally found a nut...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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It was apparently there all the time,

After many about them written rhyme,

Nobody found them, except squished on the road,

I even thought they might have been stolen by a local toad…

 

But look at that sign, Mobil had them all along,

And now they are offering them back to me for a song,

I may as well buy the arm & leg just in case,

You never know when you might need an extra,

Wish I could as well find maybe an extra face…

 

But to have my nuts back will be quite a thrill,

All members of my body then can work, yes they will,

Thank you for looking & keeping me abreast,

You have no idea how much this news,

Has made me feel so much less depressed…J

© ed J 2/27/11


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 Reviews of "So happy am I, I finally found a nut..."
Reviewed on March 2, 2011
ED ... GREAT PIC !

AIN'T IT THE TRUTH! FILLED MY 16 GAL. TANK MONDAY - . 3.38 = $53 BUCKS!

HIGHEST EVER PAID ... AT AGE 70 ... AT AGE 19 WAS .25C = $3.88 ...

THAT'S A 1,352 PERCENT INCREASE! AND IT IS ALL A TOTAL 'FARCE' THAT
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE COST OF OIL!

THE GREEDY OIL COMPANIES USE ANY EXCUSE TO RAISE THEIR PROFITS -
LIKE MAYBE, 'OH, AN ANT CROSSED THE ROAD' ...

AND GREEDY CONGRESS GREASES THEIR POCKETS WITH 'KICK-BACKS' ...

WHAT A COUNTRY! TK...


Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on February 28, 2011
Nuts everywhere, Ed, all shapes and sizes.
Love how your mind works here, and how you say it.

John

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on February 28, 2011
Just look around you, Ed, the world is filled with nuts.

-gene.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on February 28, 2011
You're a funny guy,Ed. I like the way you insert humor into your writings. Speaking of nuts mine need repair.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 28, 2011
my nutty bro has nuts ever on his mind (cause he eats so many of them;-) heehee

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2011
OMG lol at regis cute indeed almost peed my pants reading this ..oh my..Hugss

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 28, 2011
Ha!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 28, 2011
There once was a fellow named Ed
Whose nuts he could not find he said
He looked here and there
He searched everywhere
And at last found them in his head

Sorry, friend. I could not resist. Love and peace,

Regis :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 28, 2011
Thank you for looking, now find me a breast??!!



You know Ma's gonna be callin me about this,

So I guess that I had better get this straight;

You have your nut back, but now you want a boob,

Even for you, Brother, this sounds a little strange.


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