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Brother Ed was born of a monkey…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yes, he was born and grew into a monkey,

We were once rich, but spent it all on a doctors fee,

Spent on all sort of plastic surgery…

 

Poor Mr. Ed was a chimp,

Now he is only a chump,

Grass he used to eat by the clump,

Still though, as we couldn’t break the habit,

He does squat in the grass to take a dump…

 

Hair all over he has of a great deal,

He should have been born instead of a seal,

Then he could be as slippery as he is an eel,

Maybe in reality he is just so much surreal…


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 Reviews of "Brother Ed was born of a monkey…"
Reviewed on March 24, 2011
JOISEY ...

amazingly, I am currently working on a little ditty about monkeys/chimps ...

soon ... tk.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 23, 2011
"and after I've been so nice to you lately"

He was so nice to me lately because he hasn't been around, all the time playing in the woods swinging from tree to tree like he's always been at heart, a monkey...

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 23, 2011
Oh my he was a very unattractive chimp. The surgeon has done a remarkable job. I guess the grass tickles his butt. Patrick

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 23, 2011
Oh my ..Pretty sure your going to get your ASS kicked.....LOL cute indeed..I think....Hugsss..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 23, 2011
You Devil, You, and after I've been so nice to you lately. Dear old Ma just called me, crying her little heart out. She said you had vowed to never, ever talk about the time that she was kidnapped and taken to the Planet of the Apes, where I was born. Shame on You.

Ma is so upset now, she says I can now break my promise to her, and I can talk about the time she was held captive in the Pine Barrens by an ancient diabolical reptilian demon known as Jersey Devil Senior. We all know which of her sons soon hatched after that, don't we Junior.

PS: I like squatting in the grass to take a dump, and I always will.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 23, 2011
Sounds like the beginnings of a feud. Well done though.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 22, 2011
Cute write Ed but you know I can hear payback coming already. lol
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