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I HATE computers...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I really, really tried,

To fix this thing,

My technician friend did help,

But still the Word document seemingly died…

 

I can’t explain it all,

But this computer is about to take a fall,

Maybe off a very high precipice,

Right after on it I do take a well deserved piss…

 

So if you don’t hear from me anytime soon,

It might be that I took my anger out on this piece of sh**,

But wait I will till tomorrow evening,

My buddy will by then get back to me,

And hopefully a plan he will have,

Before I do have a breakdown & psychiatric fit…


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 18, 2011
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. I too suffered starting yesterday (Saturday) when my ATT modem crapped out. Took till Monday to find one and then had to drop a hundie. THEN the tech support started. I like your cliff idea. Patrick

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 16, 2011
It's a good thing you are pissed off. It seemed to help, because in the other poem the problem was solved. I'll have to try that tactic sense I piss 20 times a day. Will that make my computer 20 times better?

Ron

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 16, 2011
Ahh tomorrow you'll feel differently Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on May 16, 2011
ohh..difficult to be alive without computersssss...

Reviewed on May 16, 2011
Computers are nice, but when they don't work, it can be a drag ... know this; been there, done that, even have the t-shirt! LOL Hope you're back online soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 16, 2011
Wow - the first thing that you need to do is to buy Sir Cur a brand new hearing aid - he really garbled up the recent Bird Vine message. It's actually "10 $20 bills, a case of Polish Beer, and 3 Boxes of Doggy Biscuits for my Super-Dooper Virus Scooper."

Thanks.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 16, 2011
I hear ya buddy...been there and felt like that.
fee

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on May 15, 2011
Much like a woman, Ed...hard to do with,
but much harder to do without!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed on May 15, 2011
JOISEY ...

I HEARD THRU THE 'GRAPEVINE' THAT YER BRO, PEEWEE SENT EWE A 'TROJAN BARRENS VIRUS' - HIDDEN IN A REALLY NICE EMAIL ...

A 'LITTLE BIRD' INDICATED THAT IF'N YEW SEND THE 'POOPER-SCOOPER' 10 $2 BILLS N' A 6-PACK OF COORS LITE N' 1 BOX OF DOGGY BISCUITS HE WILL SEND U A 'SUPER-DOOPER-VIRUS-SCOOPER' THAT WILL 'FIX' YER 'LIL GREY BOX.'

P.S. - IF ?'D I WILL DISAVOW ANY KNOWLEDGE OF 'SQUEALING' ... SIR CUR


Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on May 15, 2011
With you all the way on this one, Ed.

John

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 15, 2011
I think it is indeed best to "sleep on it," Ed... ...uh, not on the computer though. ☻ Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2011
I hear you, Ed. They can be aggravating.


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