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Pee-wee & Cuz Cur experimenting...
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They used to all the time play around, That is the Cur on the left in the black gown, Pee-wee always volunteered to fart, He did it so well; his cheeks barely did part…

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Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 1, 2011

You are going to hear from ma this time and sister Tiger Lily is going to side with her, I see trouble.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

NICE TRY - 'WUSS-A-LOT' !!!

ANY PERSON WITH TWO GOOD EYES N' ONE GOOD BRAIN CAN TELL THAT ...

THAT IS YEW ON THE LEFT ... BLOWING UP ... YER FAVORITE 'MALE' DOLL !!!

THE SNEAKY, EVIL EYES N' SILLY SMIRK TELL ALL !!!

"IF 1ST EWE DON'T SUCCEED, DROP BACK FIVE N' ...

F A R T !!! 'SIR' CUR 2 U ...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 31, 2011

For a guy named 'Pee Wee' I sure look mighty tall in that picture. So, you either faked it, or old Cuz Cur is a Dwarf.

PS: Can't give you all the Top Secret Info, of course, but our brave old Cousin Tom was working on a new secret weapon for our defense system, and what a truly brave volunteer he was.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on May 30, 2011

Oh dear. Your Ma is going to spank you for this one. Cur was never supposed to wear her maternity suit. Cuz Pat

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on May 30, 2011

I'd have to call that a serious methane addiction. Holy sheesh Ed!

Reviewed by Duke LaRance

Reviewed on May 30, 2011

Sounds like our old buckskin quarterhorse. When you saw his tail lift up just a little bit, it was best to back off!

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