He is much OLDER than he looks,
As well much OLDER than he claims,
All those stories he’s written,
He has done so with a quill pen…J
He can’t make pictures on his computer,
He has to have others do so; yes he is a cur,
He can’t even by himself shave off his fur,
And he’s got boobs that make him NOT a sir…J
He tries to pick on others, just a big bully,
You cannot call what hair he has as wooly,
To raise his male member he has to use a pulley,
Just trying to be honest here, totally, completely & fully…J
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Lady Vivian
1. NICE PIC OF ME - THAT WAS THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME I WORE THE YEAR I DRESSED UP AS 'THE JERSEY DEVIL FAIRY'.
2. MY FRIEND, DICK KING, WAS TOO KIND IN SUGGESTING THAT THE PULLEY WAS BECAUSE OF 'HEAVY LIFTING' - I WISH T'WAS TRUE! HOWEVER, THE REAL REASON FOR ITS USE IS TO LIFT MY VERY BIG 'BRASS BALLS'!
3. AS PEEWEE ED INDICATED, YER MA IS GONNA BE REALLY 'PISSED' FOR YOUR ARROGANCE TO YER ELDER, WISER, SUPERIORS!
4. AT PAT'S NEXT REUNION, YEW CAN USE YER VAST SUPPLY OF 'DEPENDS' TO 'WIPE MY CAN' FOR ME, WHEN I GO TO HIS NEW '4 SEATER CAN'!
5. RE MY 'BOOBS' - I CHALLENGE EWE TO A 'WET T-SHIRT' CONTEST - AT SAID REUNION ... WHILE I MAY BE A MERE 'A' CUP SIZE - YEW ARE PROBABLY A 'DOUBLE D' !!!
6. MY 'QUILL PEN' WORKS FINE, AND WITH GENUINE 'INDIA INK' - WHILE YER SICK PLUME IS FILLED WITH PISS N' VINEGAR, N' VICTIMIZING, VICIOUS 'LIES'!
7. THE LAST TIME EWE WUZ FULLY N' TOTALLY 'HONEST' - WUZ WHEN YEW FESSED UP TO 'WHACKIN' YER DOODLE' TOO MUCH, CAUSING TEMPORARY BLINDNESS!
8. I CAN'T 'MAKE PICTURES' ON MY PUTER? WAIT'LL I TAKE TIME TO NOW DO SO!
P.S. - I'M STILL PURTIER THAN YEW ANYWAYS!
SIR CUR REPROBATE - AKA LORD BAWLMER - AKA 'DIP-STICK' - AKA TOM-KAT ...
AKA 'MATLACK MASHER' ... :) :) :) (0) (0) (0) ...
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Dick.
Anna
Peace
Tony
PS: He may need your help at the next Ed Family Outhouse Reunion on Labor Day at Cousin Patrick's, and I sure hope you don't let him down!