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Rushing out to Cousin Patrick’s place…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Labor day fast approaches,

To make my motorhome run I use roaches,

They lift it off the ground en masse,

And speed me down the road at a roaches pace,

A little bit faster than a snail can crawl,

As long as those damn roaches don’t stall,

Members they are of a union afterall…J

 

Boy are we gonna have us a great time,

At Cousin Pats for Labor day weekend will be fine,

“Hey you roaches keep me on the right side of the line!”

Gotta keep them little buggers on the straight & narrow,

I promised them when we get there some fine California wine…J

 

So keep up with our cross-country antics,

Occasionally we will here be posting,

No more for us poetry of the romantics,

We will try to write so that you do understand,

Afterall it’s just a matter, in the end, of semantics…J

 

 

 (Surprisigsoomethisthe  


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 Reviews of "Rushing out to Cousin Patrick’s place…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 24, 2011
Got the Ripple in the ice chest. Tomorrow I'll go out and buy a couple of roach hotels for the additional guests. Cuz p

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 24, 2011
Bon voyage! Sounds like you got a great expedition going. Hope you can catch Rufus on the way. Will be looking forward to your reports.

Ron

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 24, 2011
Have a great trip and keep the pedal er ah I mean cockroach to the metal or would that be pavement...are yous sure that isn't some other roach you havee in your hand.
fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 24, 2011
Boy are we gonna have us a great time,
At Cousin Pats for Labor day weekend!!

Just don't tell him that you don't plan to UNLOAD until you get to his place - you might get Uninvited, and old Cousin TomKat needs your assistance with all the great entertainment being planned.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 23, 2011
Hahahaha...shake them roaches rattle and roll!!

Enjoy your trip!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on June 23, 2011
Only you can write an entertaining piece about Roaches, Ed.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on June 23, 2011
Village People sing of it
~Ed~
semantic..he/he..in the end

Lady Vivian

Reviewed on June 23, 2011
JOISEY ...

THOUGHT THE ONLY 'ROACHES' YEW KNEW ...

WERE THE ONES EWE SMOKED!

DON'T KNOW 'BOUT NO CA WINE,
BUT THEM ROACHES MIGHT LIKE
WHAT'S UNDER THE NEW 8-SEATER BIDET OUTHOUSE!

CUZ TK ...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 23, 2011
Good weed, eh?


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