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Empty minded...
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No ideas come to mind,

I'm having trouble for writes to find,

Please bear with me & be kind,

Most of my ideas come from my behind…

 

Farts are more fun than burps,

Ask any bird that does chirp,

One can prior to a burp slurp,

Though I guess a fart can with precedence usurp…

 

Okay, so nothing herein makes sense,

Without a write a day I seem to get tense,

Maybe I am losing my touch,

Doesn’t seem to happen to me too much…

 


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 Reviews of "Empty minded..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 5, 2011
When in doubt about what to write about, write about farts. It always seems to get more readers.

Ron, doing deep thinking down by the Yellow River.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 5, 2011
now you know when i driver through jersey, i keep my windows closed ...

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
Time you listened to Dr. Patrick. He's got the perfect cure for that nasty "BRAIN FART" you're suffering through. Dick

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
Nothing worse to come upon one
left behind in a grocery isle!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
Only You!!

Love SsSsTinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
Ma always said you have the best mind for writing,but you won't do it, because you'd rather giggle and write crappy poems;-)methinks she was right...

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
Giggle....you sure haven't lost your sense of humor, Ed!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
Farts are more fun than burps

To each his own, I'd have to say,
But your delight made me run away!

Brother Pee Wee Who Likes To Breathe Fresh Air

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
Your touch is still there to be found...I liked it!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
Yup, me thinks you have finally gone and lost your mind. ;-)

Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on November 3, 2011
there is a distinct odor that permeates this one... it's surely scent for success! unlike that rank aroma, awful stench that comes from the joint below.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 3, 2011
Can't be forced that nasty muse
Despite best efforts at brain abuse
Happens occasionally so to the point
Perfect opportunity to burn a joint.

Your west coast therapist, cuz p


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