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...frHIGHday…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yep its that day again,

The day to commit another sin,

And take it on the chin,

When in the next life I to hell do go,

Meeting there my evil twin…

 

Oh, hell, just another buzz,

By myself, ever alone, in the singular sense,

Crankin’ the Cream , Foghat & of course Jimi…

 

I over-soaked my ceiling with too much glue,

But I should know better than to repair when I can’t stand,

Let alone do anything short of holding a pipe,

Hell, I sure can do that, what’s that that smells too ripe,

Damn but that glue is really stinky,

Kinda reminds me of how that guy Mr. Ed always smells,

But, don’t tell him I said that, don’t be finky…J


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 Reviews of "...frHIGHday…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
You could be the new life alert spokesman...HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my pipe! cuz p

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on November 14, 2011
Giggle.....this is tooooo funny!

Anna

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on November 13, 2011
He/He
~*Ed*~
Blood is still thicker than glue!

Lady Vivian


Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on November 12, 2011
Haha!

I wore a fog hat to a Foghat concert once.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 12, 2011
Kinda reminds me of how that guy Mr. Ed always smells



Ho, Ho, Ho!



I Smell Just Like My Old Dogs,

And I Think That Is Really Swell;

I Hope To Join Them, In Heaven,

While Rotten People, Rot In Hell.



PS: Nice Skirt! (Did Ma give you that one?)








Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 12, 2011
You are on a roll, Ed.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 11, 2011
Pleasant dreams . . .


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