Or maybe tonight I’ll have nightmares,
For just take a gander at the picture,
It is of a certain cousin of mine,
We call him “Sur Cur,
But u do call him Tom Hyland,
He MAY think he looks just fine,
Personally I think he done crossed the line…J
Not sure what he is trying to be,
But showing off that gut for all to see,
Is reason enough the rest of us should charge him a fee,
Don’t show that to the very young or fear he will invoke,
I am quite sure that you all with this will agree…J
So, dear cuzin’ Tom,
While we love you with aplomb,
We think over board you done did gone,
That picture not out of the book of psalm,
For giving me nightmares for the rest of my days,
I am sending u in E-mail a letter bomb…J
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WOT A FINE TRIBUTE TO YERS TRULY - THANK YEW MUCHLY!
1. FOR YOUR EDIFICATION, I WAS 'SPART-A-WUSS' ...
SPARTACUS' SPERMIES TEN-TIMES REMOVED ...
2. THAT MAGNIFICENT 'BELLY' TOOK MANY YEARS TO GROW,
AND COST A FORTUNE IN BEERS TO DO SO!
3. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD, MY DAD TOLD ME:
"SON, IF YOU HAVE A GREAT 'TOOL' - BUILD A SHED OVER IT!"
4. FOR 'PEEWEE'S EDIFICATION - THEY ARE NOT 'BLUE DEPENDS' -
THE TV CAST AN EERIE BLUE HUE TO MY WHITE HALF-TOGA!
5. FINALLY, THE HUTZBAH, OR NERVE TO POST SUCH A MANLY IMAGE
WAS SOLELY TO PROVE THAT I DO HAVE 'BIG BRASS BALLS' ...
WHICH WERE NOT 'EXPOSED' OUT OF 'DECENCY' ...
SIR SPART-A-WUSS ... 'WUSS-A-LOT' KILLER ....
The Gallant Old Bawlmer Belly Brawler
He’s responding to the ancient call of chivalry,
A nasty old devil in Jersey is belching out gas;
And, he sure looks very noble in his blue Depends,
If I were you, I’d get the hell out of town, fast!
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Anna
Ron
Regis