The jerk that brandished a stick,

Has now landed in all kinds of shit,

The state cops did arrest him for being a nit,

Oh yeah, and right by his door he had a baggie of pot,

Smart he certainly was not…

His family would not out of jail him bail,

He even called the lady across the street for help,

The one he went after with the stick,

Does it sound like this guy is so stupid he should swing from his tail,

I have to admit he is more so than I thought a prick…

So in jail he does sit,

I hope his cell mate will in him fit,

I have NO feeling of remorse for him, not even a little bit,

Though knowing him, he will get released & the whole problem he will recommit…