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...tHE zEN OF dIARRHEA...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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DON'T READ THIS, IT'S A LEMON & IT STINKS...!!!


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Didn’t I tell you not to read this…?

 

Well now that you’re here,

 

Regards the Zen of Diarrhea,

 

                    There

 

                  Isn’t

 

                   Any… 

 

Wasn’t that worth reading…?

 


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 Reviews of "...tHE zEN OF dIARRHEA..."
Reviewed on April 21, 2013
Far out!

Love ya!

Jae

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 20, 2013
Yer poultry output resembles it.

Ron

Reviewed on April 20, 2013
LOL okay, yep Ed you are LOSING IT!

Thanks for the great smile :)

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 20, 2013
You are losing it, my friend!


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