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...Old Poets Home...
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All poets welcome, even that guy Mr. Ed & my Cuzzin the Cur...

I think we should, Do you think we could, I know I would, For all poets it would be good… We all could live there, I mean it’s only fair, We really should have a place to go, That isn’t a dump & stinks of you know… We can still write, We can together get tight, The staff will as well be poets, We’ll understand each other when we do write into the wee hours of the night…J

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Reviews of "...Old Poets Home..."

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on June 18, 2013

Sounds good to me!!! giggle...and they could find us a publisher because we would be such a unique group...and then we'd all be rich.....yeah!!!!

Anna

Reviewed by Lark Pogue

Reviewed on June 17, 2013

Well, I'm in. All we need is money.
L

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on June 17, 2013

sounds like a place to be
budd

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 17, 2013

How's the ventilation in this Old Poet's Home?? I have a devilish old brother who belches and farts all the time. And does this Home accept pets? I have about 27 furry critters that will have to move in there with me.

PS: Please tell Old Cuz Cur to bring the booze, and plenty of it.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on June 16, 2013

Sounds good to me in another 30 or so years.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on June 16, 2013

Quite an idea!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on June 16, 2013

Naw poets are loaners

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 16, 2013

Why would I want to rub elbows with you when I've got all these beautiful ladies around catering to my every whim? Besides I'm sleeping in the wee hours of the night and wouldn't want you waking up to write about your latest bad dream with the light on.

Ron

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