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Old Cuz Cur is having a Barfday today...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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In old English he sometimes does speak,

To get my goat he does sometimes seek,

But I know it’s all in fun, he’s old what can I say,

His brain does sometimes out his ears leak…

 

 

His birthday today and happy I am he is still here,

As God does not want him in heaven I fear,

Nor does the devil want him in hell, though he is near,

As closer he is to the devil because in hell there is free beer…
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 Reviews of "Old Cuz Cur is having a Barfday today..."
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 27, 2013
Free beer ?
set them up on me
Peace be with you Brother

William
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 27, 2013
Belated happy birthday to "Old Cuz Cur." Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 27, 2013
Sorry that I missed Old Cuz Cur's Barfday,
But I will have a beer toast to him today.

(And a shot of Wild Turkey, too.)
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2013
Belated birthday, Tom!

Always,

Deborah
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 26, 2013
Good one, Ed.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on August 26, 2013
oh this is so good
budd
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on August 26, 2013
Happy Birthday, Tom. Here's to ya!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on August 25, 2013
LOL, that face used to scare me as a kid.
American beer is hell!
Ahhh It's ole Tom's B'day. Happy birthay Tom!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 25, 2013
A most kind exchange on the birthday of your cousin, curr. ;-)

But then, it's no surprise because you are always so kind… Aren't you?

Ron
Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on August 25, 2013
Happy birthday, Tom. And by golly, beer is important.
L
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on August 25, 2013
DEAR KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT:

Yew r 2 kind !
N when WE r in Hell...
Ewe can repeatedly...
KISS MY BE-HIND !!!

Luv... Cur...
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