I got a new phone,
I HATE its guts,
I am going to kill it,
It’s driving me nuts…
I know it’s a short drive,
I am not kidding,
I keep thinking of ways to kill it,
It’s taken all my strength to keep it in one piece,
I just don’t like it & want to give it eternal peace…
The touch screen is too sensitive,
I wanna drop it in the toilet; I don’t want it to anymore live,
And this “querty” thing is not a typewriter,
Gonna take to the whole thing a cigarette lighter…J
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But you know what?
She NEVER had a cell phone.
John
PS. that's not a phone, it's a Hobbits typewriter.
...Michael
Ron
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Regis
SMART PHONES? The only single SMART thing about them goes to the companies that make them (all China most likely) and the companies that charge ludicrous monthly fees to keep us foolish Americans plugged in.
SMART PHONES? Not for people who are SMART!
I have only ever had one of these. It is 12 years old and I have no reason to change it. It is only ever switched on if I am travelling some distance alone at night, or if the mainline goes down. It's simple, it makes calls and receives texts.
What more do I want :o)
Rx
I have no cell phone,
No use or desire.
I'll stand by my landline,
Connected by a wire.
Michael D.
budd
Love ya!
Jane