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waving...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...just raving here...

Still awake,
Wish I learned to bake,
All the time in the world I could take,
A pie, a cake, or bread I could make…

Watched my fill of TV,
Computer too is not as fun,
Can’t sleep, but gotta get some,
Before the time of my dentist appointment does come…

Cut myself shaving,
Something to eat I am craving,
I am herein just ranting & raving,
Guess to you I will say goodnight or good morning,
I am going off the computer & while I do so I am waving…
© me – 6/18/14

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 Reviews of "waving..."
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on June 23, 2014
Gotta love you Ed!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on June 18, 2014
ahaha.. waving back. :)

Reviewed on June 18, 2014
Ed... buy a box of Bisquik...
water stir bake ... Enjoy !

Reviewed on June 18, 2014
Frantically waving!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 18, 2014
Send us a selfie of you waving… You idiot! ;-)i

Whoops! You don't have a camera on that old 'puter, do you?

Ron

PS. Check out my mother's recipes on my website… They're free!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 18, 2014
God be with you.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on June 18, 2014
i am waving back
budd

Reviewed on June 18, 2014
Good morning, Ed!! Have yourself a wonderful day!!

Sandie *waving backatcha*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 18, 2014
You are one lucky guy - Ma and I are sending you an early birthday present - one of Ma's fabulous old Polish Cook Books, which includes some marvelous recipes for making pies, cakes, and bread from scratch.

When you get it, bake a nice pie for old Cuz Cur when he comes to visit you.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 18, 2014
Waving back Ed . . .


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