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Virtual joint...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Wanna with me, smoke, Just a short one, go on, take a toke, To drink? I got Wild Cherry coke, If you nod off I’ll give you a poke… It is pretty early in the morning, For all we smoked I am mourning, Less for me in the long run, But damn wasn’t this night bitchin’ fun… We’ll get together again, soon, I hope you will learn by then not to bogart that joint, Pass it on, that is my only point, Next time bring some with you, then me you won’t disappoint… © me – 6/23/14

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Reviewed by audrine max

Reviewed on June 23, 2014

ahahah.. great poem. all smiles here. i'm with ms. jane. ahaha

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on June 23, 2014

kicks ass ... pass it on ;)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 23, 2014

Still passing time with smoking sublime. My, my…

Ron

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on June 23, 2014

Sing this to the tune of "Row Row Row Your Boat":

Roll roll roll your joint
Pass it down the line
Take a toke
Hold your smoke
Blow your fuckin' mind

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on June 23, 2014

A morning joint for you so you can feel happy for the rest of the day. It's a better way to start the day, Ed?

Sandie

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on June 23, 2014

Funny little ditty Ed I enjoyed it Thanks for sharing!
Canadian Buzzard

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on June 23, 2014

Great start to a new week!

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