A Valentine gift for my Cuz cur the oneth, Tom Hyland,
and Mr. Ed, the sicketh…
The picture of my Cuz the Cur...
Stopped by my site to drop off another load of mirth,
He is getting kind of nuts, but that maybe his old age,
We can’t find how old he is, as no records were kept,
In those prehistoric days around his birth…
Even worse, is he, though it might be a close race,
Than that guy Mr. Ed in Chicago,
These two guys seem always to be on my ass picking,
They always seem to be trying to be on me tricking…
Gas ? Only a modicum ? Nay, foul Knave ... thou dost exude large quantities thereof !
Awful Offal is thy most prodigious product.
Telling Tall Tales about thy loving older brother from Chicago
who sends yew all those nice care packages so frequently is most unappreciative.
And yer dear luving Cousin, Sir Cur, didst once gift thee a fine colorful aluminum pipe,
for yer "medicinal herbs" ...
how could yew possibly accuse us of such dastardly deeds?
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Gas ? Only a modicum ? Nay, foul Knave ... thou dost exude large quantities thereof !
Awful Offal is thy most prodigious product.
Telling Tall Tales about thy loving older brother from Chicago
who sends yew all those nice care packages so frequently is most unappreciative.
And yer dear luving Cousin, Sir Cur, didst once gift thee a fine colorful aluminum pipe,
for yer "medicinal herbs" ...
how could yew possibly accuse us of such dastardly deeds?
Gaseous ? Indeed art Thou ! Forsooth ?
Good write!
Peace love and light
Amber
Ron
Always,
Deborah
You can blame dear old Ma for this. I don't know how many times she yelled at me when we were kids to somehow clean your filthy butt.
Why I ran away from home at such an early age; and why old Cuz Cur has now been assigned this hazardous job.
Cuz, don't forget your gas mask, rubber gloves, and disinfectant - and Good Luck, Cuz - Better You Than Me!!
Love ya!
Jane