Might as well start this new year out right with a poem picking on that brother of mine again...
At the annual event,
On it he spared no expense,
He won’t tell us what he spent,
For his little plunge patrol boat,
Suffice to say the land sharks did money to him lent…
Patrol around the polar bear plunge is his job,
He is going to be a small boat sailor gob,
To plungers in distress, he will a life preserver lob,
While they make money for the Chicago mob…
Yes, I agree with William and Jerry (not the ice cream) that your dinghy is dinghy, like your thingy in the ice cold Lake Michigan. For God's sake, cover-up! That's a lot of skin too exposed to windchill!
As for Mr. Ed, he serves a great purpose by throwing life preservers to idiots. Much easier than rescuing dogs who have better sense.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
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enjoyed the read, sounds mighty cold
when he comes ashore!
Lady Mary Ann
Love ya!
Jane
As for Mr. Ed, he serves a great purpose by throwing life preservers to idiots. Much easier than rescuing dogs who have better sense.
Ron
Always,
Deborah
When you used to get your munchies
Peace be with you .......Happy New Year
William
I somehow don't feel any safer! :)